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welcome to night blogging, where the posts are shit and the notes don’t matter

The notes are like his treadmill.

This Question Thing!

Rule 1 - Post the rules.
Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post.
Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.

Now it’s my turn.

I call upon whichever warriors are ready to embark on this epic quest!

DON’T READ THROUGH THE QUESTIONS. REBLOG NOW, THEN ANSWER THEM ONE AT A TIME WITHOUT READING THE NEXT QUESTION FIRST. Or read them all now if you really want to, you spoilsport.

Bonus points for anyone who draws their answers.

LET’S GET STARTED!!!

1. You, brave warrior, have been called upon by the Queen of Light! The Queen of Light needs your help! Do you want to help her? Why or why not? 

- Isn’t this really two questions in one? Aren’t you cheating us into answering 12 questions now? 

That depends on what the task is. If it’s to scrub her royal light bunion, I’d rather not.

2. Should you say that you do not wish to help the Queen, your quest is over. Great job, doofus. Should you say that you wish to help the Queen, she gives you your task! You are to travel to through the Forest of Darkness to Mount Evil. Ooh, how scary! You are to defeat a dragon there and retrieve the Queen’s crown, which was stolen from her. The two objects on either side of your computer right now are your only weapons. Still interested in taking on this quest, warrior? Show us your weapons and give us your best war-face/battle-cry!

- Again, you’re asking multiple things in one question. 

GIVE ME LIBERTY OR A BRAN MUFFIN!

I’ve got bad-ass karate skills and an ocarina. Let’s do this.

3. Wow, those are some… interesting weapons… are you sure about this? Well, okay, if you insist… You head out to the Forest of Darkness. Suddenly, you realize that you forgot to eat some food before you left! What do you do to obtain food? What are the results of this endeavor?

- I look for a Starbucks. There’s always a Starbucks.

Hey look! There’s one over there behind that large tree!

Mmmmm. Smoothie.

4. After eating (or not), you continue through the Forest of Darkness. Gee, it’s really dark in here. Could that be why it’s called the Forest of Darkness? I mean, maybe some guy was named “Darkness” and he owns the forest… I don’t know. Anyway, you bravely press onwards until you just can’t see. What do you do to find light?

- Played the Sun’s Song and now it’s daylight! Suck on that, rest of the world that just lost 12 hours!

5. If you were unable to find light, you find yourself suddenly attacked by a pack of rabid wolves! They get to strike first, since you didn’t see them coming. If you were able to find light, you see a pack of wolves headed your way! You get to strike first since you saw them coming. How does your first battle go?

- I flying side-kick them ALL in the face!

You want art, take an art class.

6. If you were killed by the wolves, your quest is over. If you managed to kill or escape from the wolves, you quickly make it out of the Forest of Darkness, and find yourself at the base of Mount Evil. You find that the dragon’s cave is way up at the top of the mountain. There are two paths leading to the cave: one is a flat, easy path which will obviously take longer, and one is a much more difficult path, which will require lots of climbing and hard work but which will ultimately be faster. Which path do you choose and why?

- I take the hard path because who doesn’t like a challenge?

7. If you chose the easy path, you trip over a rock and fall back down to the bottom of the mountain. Now your dominant arm is broken and you have to start over! Great job! How will you wield your weapon now? If you chose the difficult path, you meet a cute bunny. That’s all. Yup, just a cute fluffy bunny. Don’t let it distract you from getting to the top of the mountain!

- I wave to the bunny and go onward, as cute as the little dickens is.

8. Regardless, you make it to the top of the mountain. Jeez, took you long enough. You find that the cave has two entrances, left or right. The left entrance looks a little brighter, while the right entrance looks kind of smoky. Which do you choose?

- Remember that whole challenge thing? That’s a bunch of crock. Lights are good.

Also, this door system kinda looks like a nose.

9. If you entered through the left entrance, you find yourself in a large circular room. If you entered through the right entrance, you are hit by falling rocks which break your non-dominant arm. Whoops! You pass these rocks and find yourself in the same circular room. The dragon appears from the back of the cave and roars at you menacingly! Time to fight the dragon! How does that battle go over? Remember to account for any broken limbs…

- Why, I roar right back at him!

He seems stunned. 

He mentions that he’s never been roared at before, and I begin to psycho-analyze the dragon.

Apparently he’s had some daddy issues and can’t get over the fact that his mom wouldn’t kiss him good night so he became a hoarder. His collection needed a rare crown, though, so I decided to leave him with a Burger King crown and take the princess’ crown back to her.

He also left me 500 Gold for the therapy session. Who knew that’d work?

10. If the dragon kills you, your quest is over. If you manage to defeat the dragon and take the crown or alternatively find the crown and then escape the dragon, then you manage to get out of the cave. You descend Mount Evil and pass through the Forest of Darkness once more. You finally return back to the Kingdom of Light with the crown! Do you want to return the crown to the Queen? Why or why not?

-Well of course I do, why wouldn’t I? I got 500 GP, what do I need a crown for?

11. If you choose not to return the crown to the Queen, what do you do with it? If you return the crown to the Queen, she rewards you by placing you on the High Council and giving you a handsome sum of money. What do you do with your new found power?

- Make every Tuesday Sit Around And Do Whatever You Want Day!

Wait tomorrow’s Thursday.

Crap.

~*Bonus!!*~ Post a gif or draw a picture that represents your quest’s ending.

11 new questions!

1. How did you cames to seen out when you were wery old?

2. Which is the best Angry Bird?

3. Can people see what you’re doing?

4. Can I see what you’re doing?

5. Is this the real life?

6. What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?

7. Do monkeys marry?

8. Can pizza really be considered a vegetable when one of the prime ingredients is a fruit?

9. Avengers or Justice League?

10. Briefly summarize your favorite movie and why it is your favorite movie. Be sure to cite your sources in MLA format.

11. Why did I make you do this?