Life is a game. I'm using a few cheat codes.

sketchyburgerking:

wickedclothes:

Glow In The Dark Crystal Necklace

Many crystals are thought to have healing powers. This pointed cut of crystal glows bright blue when worn in the dark, so that you’re able to heal yourself even in the darkest of places. Sold on Etsy.

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Must have been a lot of positive energy at the sesh. 

(Source: wickedclothes)

coelasquid:

jakewhyman:

flacodev:

inkystars:

birdbrainblue:

castleoflions:

bitch-pudding:

milesjai:

OH MY GOD. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS.

SHIT

I’M

WHEEZING 

I DIDN’T EVEN SUSPECT THAT OR SEE THAT COMING OH MY FUCKING GOD

You need to see it.

That was a wild ride from start to finish.

(Source: brozoi)

yesitcomesinpints:

bitingsexcellent-itslikekissing:

Ok London. I feel like you’re up to something here.

I keep coming across places like this

Last one’s actually in Shawn of the Dead. 

Pub has very poor Zombie defense. 10/10.

Hey Tumblr gang!

I’m going to England for the first time in a long time (meaning roughly 22 years), and I’m keeping a log of it in a couple places on this ol’ internet of ours.

First place:

englishquest.tumblr.com

Second place:

englandquest.blogspot.com

So if you feel like keeping up to date with my English exploits, I’ll be posting stuff on both websites. (It’ll mostly be the same thing on both outlets, just copy-pasted from one to the other!)

Thanks for reading!

Your Hero of Time,
- Adrian

bitingsexcellent-itslikekissing:

nutmeg-smithy-165:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me

•Don’t fall in.
•Thanks for sharing.

It’s more fun if you put your hands up

Have fun storming the castle! 
Watch out for the dragon, he gets testy if you use his throne. 

bitingsexcellent-itslikekissing:

8foldhero:

dragonbatter:

totalstarkid:

Can someone please explain this picture to me?

A merman awaits his monster hunter lover for a night of forbidden passion.

danny sexbang

basically whatever fetish you’re into, he’s got an app for that.

There’s nothing out of his reach.

bitingsexcellent-itslikekissing:

8foldhero:

dragonbatter:

totalstarkid:

Can someone please explain this picture to me?

A merman awaits his monster hunter lover for a night of forbidden passion.

danny sexbang

basically whatever fetish you’re into, he’s got an app for that.

There’s nothing out of his reach.

japannamay:

fuyunoko:

This is literally the greatest thing.

Oh god this country.

You can always count on photo trends.

(Source: thekusabi)

unicorn-chicken:

animaltalley2112:

queenyday:

shego1142:

sydthesquyd:

theangelsparade:

my-nerdiverse:

fishsticks-not-dicks:

threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:

uncommonlymodestmermaid:

i-love-you-most-ardently:

chloebeale:

sendricamp:

Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.

if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie

I CRAP MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened

WHAT

still better than every other song

Challenge acce- GALILEO

But the solo.. Holy crap. What?

GALILEO 

never scrolling past this

This is actually really catchy

(Source: loveislikeatarnishedring)

wasthatnotsideblog:

just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time

it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness

thanks